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You've been told you're hormonal. Dramatic.
Tired. Too much.

You are none of those things. You're a high-
performing woman running teams, companies, and
households — with a body running a completely
different operating system than the one you had
at 35. And nobody handed you the manual.

Uncorked is the day you get the manual.

And also? It's the day you sit in a room of
forty smart, funny, off-the-clock women, drink
wine among the vines, get your hands on the good
swag, hear real answers to questions you've been
Googling at midnight — and honestly, laugh way
more than you're expecting to.

One day. One stunning Niagara vineyard. Four
women who don't do woo. And the kind of day
you're going to be talking about at Christmas.

Friday, September 25 · Walter's Vineyard ·
Beamsville, Ontario
40 seats · Early bird $199 until August 1 ·
Then $249
Bring your favourite person. Make it a girls'
day.

WHAT YOU'LL WALK AWAY WITH

- Your Second Operating System — the 4-week
hormonal cycle map that shapes how senior
women show up at work. When to launch. When
to build. When to execute. When to rest. Not
wellness. Leadership infrastructure.

- The talks you've been dreading — word-for-word
scripts for your partner, your doctor, and
your kids. Sex. UTIs. What's really going on.
You'll leave with the exact words.

- Your "what now?" — finally answered. Midlife
reframed from quiet panic to permission, and
the next chapter you actually want.

- Relief you can use tonight — hands-on
lymphatic techniques for puffiness, foggy
energy, and that all-over "off" feeling.
You'll do it on yourself before bed.

THE WOMEN IN THE ROOM
Four women. All of them doing the actual work.

- Karen Roy — Host · Founder of Not Crazy, Just
Menopause. Two-time author. Subject of Oova's
published clinical case study on hormones and
recovery. Keynote speaker at Femme Fortune and
the Mississauga Board of Trade. Karen walked
out of two decades in corporate Canada at 50
when her boss told her she "didn't seem as
sharp." At Uncorked, she teaches Your Second
Operating System — the 4-week leadership map
you were never given.

- Amanda Otterman — RN · The Menohealth Nurse.
25+ years clinical. Wiley just tapped Amanda
to rewrite Menopause for Dummies. She IS the
menopause conversation right now — and at
Uncorked, she's giving you the exact language
for the conversations you've been avoiding
with your partner, your doctor, and your
kids.

- Jennifer Arthurton — Host of the podcast Old
Chicks Know Sh*t. At 50, her life fell apart
all at once. What she found in the wreckage
is what she's bringing to Uncorked — the
"what now?" answer that doesn't come in a
5-step plan.

- Lisa Szczepanski — Holistic Nurse Practitioner
· Certified Lymphatic Therapist (Vodder
method). Founder of Lymph + Skin Hub. She's
brilliant at this. At Uncorked, she's putting
her hands on the work — you'll know exactly
what to do in your bathroom Monday morning.

YOUR DAY INCLUDES

This isn't a session and a snack. It's a full
day designed to feel a little decadent:

- Cold-pressed green juice waiting when you
arrive
- A grazing lunch among the vines
- An afternoon refuel to keep you going
- A curated swag bag with premium partner
brands — Factor and Lake & Oak Tea Co. are
already in it, with more brands coming. The
kind of bag that makes you feel a little smug
on the drive home.
- An all-speaker closing panel
- A group toast among the vines to the next
chapter
- Vineyard views, autumn light, and forty women
you're going to want to know

THE DETAILS

When: Friday, September 25, 2026 · 10:00 AM –
4:00 PM

Where: Walter's Vineyard, Beamsville, Ontario

Who it's for: High-performing women, 35-65 —
executives, founders, physicians, lawyers, and
women running teams and households. In
perimenopause, menopause, or the years on either
side. Come solo. Come with your favourite
person. Come with your team.

Only 40 seats. Early bird $199 until August 1 —
then $249.

This isn't a lecture. It's the day you stop
guessing, start leading yourself through the
next chapter, and — let's be honest — also just
have a really, really good day among the vines.

When the seats are gone, they're gone.